the VMAs?

best looking girls of the night

1. Christina Aguilera
2. Last Fan Standing contestant Theresa
3. Michelle Branch

best performances

1. P. Diddy (but the orange guys at the end were really, really, really dumb looking)
2. Eminem (cause i love the song white america)
3. Justin Timberlake (nSync is gonna break up, hell yeah! haha)

dumbest moments

1. Eminem getting booed
2. The nominees for best video (they didn't put Michelle Branch, but they put that very, very old Nas video??? that's just plain retarded)
3. Jimmy Fallon's hosting

best moments

1. Christina Aguilera opening the envelope and seeing Eminem win
2. Christina Aguilera in general
3. Jimmy Fallon's opening #

off the wall

1. i was in class all day, so i fell asleep during Guns n Roses and woke up to like the middle of the pre-show
2. again, HOW, someone tell me HOW, did Michael Jackson's skin become so, so WHITE???
3. i could move like Usher if we had dances in ucsd on actual dance floors, not the carpet of the CCC or Porter's Pub

now it's time to watch the replays on mtv. again. and again. and yet again.

OMG I'M GOING TO NOT BE A TEENAGER ANYMORE!