i got a friend with a pole in her basement....

i forgot what i was going to blog about. oh ok i remember.

i was watching MTV and they were at seaside heights in New Jersey like they've always been for the summer. It was "Shore Thing" where they just play music videos. Anyway, the vj chick goes from game to game, then they play the videos, then back to seaside heights, then the video, u know the usual. anyway during a break in the videos they come to a DDR machine.

now i love DDR. So i was watching the screen on the machine while the vj chick was talking. there was a 12 year old kid, african american, kicking ass on the left side. On the right was this 23 year old white guy. Now this white guy is jumping up and down wildly, stomping his feet like a madman.

but on the screen... it was in one player mode. the 12 year old was playing the game.

so what the hell was the white guy doing???

the guy was FAKING IT !!!! omg, this white guy was jumping up and down like a madman, to nothing! he was totally faking it for the camera!!! i was befuddled, like, how can you DEFILE such a great game on national TV !?!??! i was praying that he would stop dancing and just get off the machine.